Daddy's Present

Wondercup!

This is something interesting I found while scanvaging around, now I know what gift to get daddy for father's day.

From TrendHunter:

Australian fashion house AussieBum has created the Wondercup. The Wondercup is the men’s equivalent of a Wonderbra, which means padded underwear to make you appear like more of a man. AussieBum founder Sean Ashby stated, “This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent. It basically lifts, separates and extends.”


From TrendHunter:

Last November, we featured the AussieBum Wonderjock, a range of men’s swimwear designed to “lift and promote” - even when the water is chilly - has been unveiled in Australia.

Local lads label aussieBum has already sold more than 250,000 pairs of its Wonderjock underwear - which features a special posing pouch - and is expecting even bigger things from its swimmers.

“Size really does matter to the modern man, and I think swimwear is where this technology is really needed,’’ aussieBum founder Sean Ashby explained.

“When you walk out of cold water, everything gets sucked up into no- man’sland. This makes the most of what’s still there.’’

Wonderjocks became available on aussieBum’s website only last week, but more than 2000 pairs a day are already being sold - at AUD$32.95 each.

“The Wonderjock was originally done as a bit of a joke after someone said to us, ‘Could you do something that makes me look a bit larger?’ but it just took off,’’ Mr Ashby said.

“Basically, the Wonderjock does for men what the Wonderbra does for women: it lifts and promotes.’’

Wonderjock underwear has been an international success story since its launch in November last year and has been snapped up by stars including Ewan McGregor.

“We found out Ewan was buying them only because he made such a huge order and we had to do a credit check,’’ Mr Ashby said.

Today is Good Friday; mummy is bringing me home for the first time! Daddy came with daddy's younger sister, Auntie Ling Ling, and hubby, uncle Zhuoxing, to fetch mummy and me. Daddy said he will be my personal chauffeur for today! Wow, I have a personal chauffeur! Life is definitely looking good.

Auntie Ling Ling and Uncle Zhuoxing were fussing over me, giving me all the attention a girl could ever get while mummy pack my belongings and daddy proceed to settle our bills and the required paper work.

Daddy came back saying that there were some computer problem and we will have to come back and settle the bill another day, it was now that mummy discovered daddy had forgotten to bring a robe to wrap me all around which grandma had bought specially for today's occasion, so we had to make do with the pink coloured cloth from the hospital. Well, since we have to come back another day, we'll return the cloth then.

We were finally on our way around 12:35 PM. I could still remember daddy saying he'll walk faster ahead because of some parking coupons timing up to 12:25 PM only and its 10 minutes past.

Once we settled down in the car then did daddy explain why grandma and grandpa were not involved in my home coming today. Apparently, great-grandma (daddy's mummy's mummy) pass on last night, grandma and grandpa are attending her wake and so could not see me until the wake was over.

Great-grandma had stomach cancel and was in constant pain; she also suffered from memory loss and could not remember anyone. She was having problem eating for a while and last night, while drinking, she choke and was sent to the hospital where it was announced that she had pass on peacefully.

It is perhaps better this way as she is no longer suffering now; I know she will be looking out for me from heaven.

After half an hour of driving, we reached our destination, my home sweet home. Great-grandma (Daddy's daddy's mummy), auntie Yuehua (the auntie that is looking after mummy and me till I'm 1 month old) and Arnie (our maid) were all waiting for us.

Great-grandma had auntie Yuehua performed some special routine before putting me in my beautiful cot where I lay half asleep looking at daddy and mummy getting ready auntie Ling Ling's room for auntie Yuehua during her stay with us.

Yawn... Good night everyone and World Peace.